Don't you know?
Television, stop putting on shows I don't like. Those ridiculous excuses for entertainment you put on the air are shameful. Don't you know you are suppose to entertain me?
Government, stop attributing other people's ideas into your decisions. You are managing the greater good for the country. Don't you know that you should be keeping my best interests in mind?
Actors, stop living lives outside of the world I know. Don't be photographed doing things in public places. Don't you know you are supposed to perform for me?
Traffic, clear up in front of me. Just push all the people in other directions that I don't pass through.
Weather, haven't you learned that you need to suit my desires? Rain when I am not outdoors. Sun shine but not too bright to ruin my day. The climate has been here for years, it can get over it.
Music, you'll be good when I say you are. Chefs shouldn't even try if it's not the food I like. Artists put your paint away if it doesn't please my visual senses. How rude you are person who cut me off and is in a hurry. How dare you pedestrian, cut in front of me in the street. Why would you take the last cart you inconsiderate shopper? Have my size, be in my favorite color, only carry my flavor and kick everyone out that doesn't match me.
Sorry if I seem so rude and speak in haste. Don't you know I only have so long to experience all the world has to offer?
Traffic, clear up in front of me. Just push all the people in other directions that I don't pass through.
Weather, haven't you learned that you need to suit my desires? Rain when I am not outdoors. Sun shine but not too bright to ruin my day. The climate has been here for years, it can get over it.
Music, you'll be good when I say you are. Chefs shouldn't even try if it's not the food I like. Artists put your paint away if it doesn't please my visual senses. How rude you are person who cut me off and is in a hurry. How dare you pedestrian, cut in front of me in the street. Why would you take the last cart you inconsiderate shopper? Have my size, be in my favorite color, only carry my flavor and kick everyone out that doesn't match me.
Sorry if I seem so rude and speak in haste. Don't you know I only have so long to experience all the world has to offer?
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